Three words: puerto rican gang bang
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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