If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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