No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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