i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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