i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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