we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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