D3 body, D1 cock
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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