...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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