But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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