he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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