i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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