Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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