if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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