I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
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please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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