But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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