S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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