i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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