haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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