Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
