im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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