I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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