Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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