So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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