What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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