This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Let's get the cat blown out
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself