so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.