people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.