I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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