I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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