i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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