At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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