Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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