..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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