I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
