I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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