She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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