it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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