quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just gift wrapped bread.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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