i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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