sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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