Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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