if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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