So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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