PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
