Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Pants are for mortals
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?