Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
In America we eat man semen.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house