Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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