Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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