i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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