I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
We need to rekindle our bromance
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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