so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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