The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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