Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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