Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize