She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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