doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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