i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I have already put on my inside pants.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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