You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Randomize
