The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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