their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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